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A few weeks ago, I covered the 10 reasons why soccer is better than football. In the name of fairness, I now present the Top 10 reasons why football is better than soccer...
10. Fewer dirty players
Soccer has a lot of dirty players.
Guys who will hack from behind, spit on people, and stomp a guy who’s grounded.
Marco Materazzi comes to mind, as does Craig Bellamy. While dirty play is
penalized in soccer, it is also accepted, and teams will often try to sign
players based on their poor reputation because they need a guy to fill the
bruiser role. However, when a player in the NFL does something that is
blatantly dirty, not only will he be penalized, but he is usually fined by the
league as well as his team. If the play is extremely dirty and it’s caught on
film, it may take weeks for that player to live down his actions. The guilty
party will often be criticized harshly by the media and made to be a pariah in
the court of public opinion. And unlike soccer, most football teams will not
look to sign dirty players, even if they are talented.
9. NFL is the only league to follow
In Europe, there are several
soccer leagues to follow. In fact, most of the larger countries each have their
own leagues. But with the NFL, there is only one league to follow. Sure,
there’s arena league football as well as the CFL. Heck, there’s even NFL Europe
where backups can go and play in the off season. But no one pays attention to
any of the leagues other than the NFL, because even when football is in its off
season, there will still be news about teams. In fact, most news outlets don’t
even cover those other football leagues. But for real proof, just ask yourself
when the last time you went out and saw someone wearing a Sherdrick Bonner
jersey.
8. Athletic players come in all shapes and sizes
In soccer, most guys have the same
body type. It’s a thin but muscular build with the variety generally being
differences of height. Sure, there are exceptions, like England’s Peter Crouch,
who is built like a thin version of Yao Ming, or the pudgy (by soccer
standards) Ronaldo of Brazil, but in general, most guys have similar builds. In
football, guys can be thin and lean, but fast, like Randy Moss. They can be muscular
but quick off the line, like Dwight Freeney. Or they can be huge, but agile,
like Kelley Gregg. You don’t have to be the biggest guy at your position to
make a difference either. Ray Lewis was drafted late in the first round by the
Ravens because many teams considered him to be undersized. Maurice Jones-Drew
is only 5’7”, but he laid out Shawn Merriman this past week with a monstrous
block. The fact of the matter is the NFL is a league where guys consistently
play outside what is considered the limit for their body types.
7. Football games mean more
With only sixteen games in the
schedule, every football game is important. Losing the first four games of the
season would be disastrous for most NFL squads. However, that’s exactly what
the D.C. United did in the MLS, yet they still managed to make the playoffs.
Because there are more soccer games (generally around 30 games, give or take a
few depending on the league) each game doesn’t hold as much weight. The drama
of a football season can truly be exciting on a weekly basis because every game
could decide if a team makes the playoffs. No lead ever feels safe until a team
has numerically clenched a playoff berth.
6. The Nazis were afraid of football
Back when Nazi Germany was trying
to topple the rest of Europe in World War II, the Nazis sent some operatives to
the United States to learn about our culture. Apparently, the Germans decided
to check out a football game so they ventured to Chicago and observed the
Bears. Afterwards, they wrote back to their commanding officers that the United
States was not a country to go to war with. It was said that the reason behind
the hesitation was the football game, because if football is what we did for
fun, they didn’t want to have to meet us on the battlefield.
5. Football is more strategic
People will look at football and
immediately see the strategy. After all, plays are drawn up just to stop other
plays or specific players. In fact, coaches are paid a lot of money just to
outthink opponents. But the fact of the matter is that there is a lot more
strategy involved than just calling the right plays. Football requires careful
management of the clock, something that has won or lost games for teams. And
there is also odd scoring system. Six points for a touchdown, but one point for
an extra point, or two points if a team runs a successful play for the points
after the score. Field goals are three points, and on the rare occasion, a
safety adds two points to the scoreboard. Coaches much know when to go for
points and when to play it safe. They have to measure their special teams
versus the other team’s return guy. It all adds up to a game that has a lot
more going on that most people realize, making it all the more impressive when
teams win a lot of games in a row.
4. Exciting hits are part of the game
There are hits in soccer, but
generally speaking, hitting is not part of the game. Officials look for it and
punish players who do it unless it is clear that the player was making a play
on the ball. In football, hits come on nearly every play. And not just to the
guy with the ball. Offensive linemen can pancake pass rushers, and defensive
linemen are allowed to crush blockers. As long as the quarterback has
possession of the ball, he is fair game, and there have been some vicious hits
that are legal within the limits of the game made to players of that position.
ESPN even has a segment entitled “Jacked Up” where they celebrate the week’s
biggest and most brutal hits. While it’s never fun to see someone get injured,
there is a primal thrill to watching a guy lay the wood to another guy in a
good, solid hit.
3. Fans are safer
Soccer fans have been known to be
so rowdy that they collapse the very stadium they are sitting in. And those are
just the excited, regular fans. Soccer fanatics, known as hooligans, are often
violent and dangerous. Just this past year, two Brazilian fans brought a hand
grenade to a soccer match, planning to toss it under a bus carrying fans from
the other team. Thankfully they were caught with the explosive before their
plan was allowed to unfold. Football fans are wild as well, but in a different
way. They will dress up in their team colors, wear outlandish outfits, and
often time bring signs or posters in support of their team. Fans of the NFL do
have energy, but they release it in a different way than soccer fans. They use
their energy to drink beer, eat hotdogs, and enjoy Sundays afternoons by
tailgating.
2. Salary cap helps parity
Most leagues in soccer do not have
a salary cap, similar to the MLB in the states. For every Red Sox and Yankees
team in baseball, there is a Chelsea and Manchester United in soccer – teams
that can afford to buy the best talent available and have a team that is in
contention every single season. However, in the NFL, teams have a salary cap.
Generally speaking, most teams cannot hoard talent and it is difficult to keep
lots of great players on the same team with contracts that expire and players
who want more money. This has created an era where it is possible for most
teams to contend, and it becomes difficult to pick the winner at the opening of
each season. For fans of the game, it translates to the real possibility that
their team is a contender every single year.
1. Commercials
Commercials that run during
football have become a thing of legend. From some truly creative commercials
that air during the Super Bowl, to the press conference commercials that come
on today, the commercials shown during football games are sometimes better than
the games themselves. After all, how many times have you heard someone say “I’m
just watching the Super Bowl for the commercials.”? From the incredible
commercial that was on earlier this year where Stephen Jackson was running the
ball to the theme from Last of the Mohicans, to a funny, catchy commercial that
sang “I love football on TV, shots of Geena Lee, hanging with me friends, and
twins!” you just can’t go wrong. And while we’re on the subject of twins,
football also has cheerleaders, who are great because they practice and perform
meticulous routines that require a high degree of skill and concentration. And
that’s the only reason guys like and appreciate cheerleaders. Honest.