Utterly
unemployable as a English major, Josh had nowhere to turn but the
not-so-fantasy-world of fantasy sports. Putting down the
books that damned him to a lifetime of menial jobs, he set forth on a
voyage that would take him through the crests and troughs--the
surprises and letdowns--the failures and successes that at once madden
and excite us all. So obsessed did he become that he decided
to shun the fickle mistress fantasy football for the games
which allowed for his drive and determination to beat his opponents
into bloody pulps. For him there were more successes than
failures, though, and that is where you and he shall meet.
All
of these picks came to me in a dream.I
was nursing a sore throat back to health with peyote, and fell back into a
dream state of heightened perception of reality while unconscious.In this dream state my spirit guide, Greg
Vaughn, led me down a path to a sacred garden, and it was in this garden that
the five players names were spelled out in flowers.Then I awoke from my dream to Hercules and
Love Affair on my TV and became afraid for my life/sanity.I guess those are the perils of leaving IFC
on and doing mind altering drugs.
Billy Butler – 1B – Kansas City Royals (42%
Y! Plus, 27% Y!, 7.6% ESPN)
With
players as young as Billy Butler, it can be easy to forget just where they are
developmentally.In Butler’s, you have a 23-year-old currently
batting third in a Major League lineup.Granted, said lineup is that of the Kansas City Royals, but the fact
remains that this is a third hitter, and there are going to be opportunities to
drive in runs regardless of what lineup Butler is in the middle of.
If
hitting third in a lineup isn’t enough to draw your attention to Billy
“Bam-Bam” Butler,
then maybe his career minor league line of .336/.416/.561/.977 will.Almost all of that damage was done before the
age of 20.After finishing the 2006
season at Double-A as a 20-year-old, Billy Butler had won his third batting
title in the minors.Upon finding
himself hitting .193/.324/.246/.569 on April 27th, Butler has gone on to raise his line to a
respectable .291/.354/.448/.802.The month of May saw witness to Butler hitting
.304/.336/.451/.787 with 15 RBIs, 13 runs, and two homers.He has also been on base in all but four
games since he bottomed out.While Butler’s power may not
come quite yet, he is a pure hitter and a nice addition at a utility or an open
infield spot.
Jake Fox – RF – Chicago Cubs
(26% Y! Plus, 7% Y!, 2.7% ESPN)
Too
old to be called a prospect (26 years old until July 20th), too good
to stay in Iowa, the injury depleted Cubs called up Jake Fox.In 175 plate appearances at AAA-Iowa this
season, Fox ripped 17 homers.Over the
course of 40 games, he recorded a .423/.503/.886/1.389 split with an ISO of
.463 (no, that is not a typo, that is an ISO of .463).His 40 runs and 50 RBIs are nothing to scoff
at, either.
Maybe
he won’t be able to aptly man a position on the field (he is currently working
out with Alan Trammell on infield defense), but his bat could end up working
its way into the lineup more often than one might expect.While his obscene numbers in the PCL are
simply unsustainable, the level of production that he has ascended to warrants
a close look.If he goes all Nelson Cruz on the National League, you
do not want to be the one to miss out on him.
He
sure got a lot of money to screw over the Yankees.I suppose it is only fitting that he go to
the longest suffering city in professional sports to rejuvenate his
career.His start against the Yankees on
Sunday afternoon dropped his ERA to 5.29.That 5.29 ERA is insanely inflated by his opening start of the season in
Texas.In that start he gave up nine earned runs in
one inning pitched.
Throwing
that first game out, his season would look like this: 3.63 ERA, 1.24 WHIP, and
49 Ks with a 5 – 3 record.Heading into
action Sunday, his BABIP was a very high .351, and his FIP of 3.77 suggested
that he’s been pitching better than his numbers suggest.Were it not for his bullpen letting him down,
Sunday would have been his sixth win in the month of May, so it would seem that
he has possibly turned the corner.
Randy Winn – LF, CF, RF – San
Francisco Giants (32% Y! Plus, 16% Y!, 26.3% ESPN)
If
I were to make a list of things I enjoy doing, recommending that someone pick
up Randy Winn would be towards the bottom of the list.In a game that so often rewards owners who
strike gold with high-risk/high-reward acquisitions, Randy Winn is boring.If Randy Winn were a car, he’d be a Honda
Civic.
The
thing about a Honda Civic is that it will get you from Point A to Point B
without anyone having to worry about anything.Winn’s eligibility at all three outfield spots can be a quick fix for
anyone needing outfield help.He is on
pace to surpass his stolen base total of 2008 of 25.He is hitting a sustainable .279/.340/.413/.753.Again, this is not a player that I want to
write about, but he is a remarkably consistent average player.
Joel Zumaya – RP – Detroit Tigers (30% Y! Plus, 8% Y!,
3.0% ESPN)
If there was ever any
question as to whether his power arm was back, watching Zumaya routinely hit
triple-digits on the radar should alleviate those concerns.Obviously, since Zum-Zum is not closing games
as of right now, his value is somewhat limited In 5x5 leagues.The good news is, he is only a Fernando Rodney implosion (wouldn’t
that be a great name for a band?) away from getting the job.
When he does get the
chance to close, the numbers (2.81 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 8.4 K/9) still have value
even in non-holds leagues.If you need
help keeping your team’s pitching ratios down, Zumaya can be had and he may be
a closer sooner than it would seem.
Josh Duggan welcomes
your comments at mister.josh.duggan@gmail.com.If you are going to heave insults in his
direction, at least be funny and creative.He is also the author of a Kansas
City Royals blog, Royalscentricity, and a
pop culture blog, Inconsiderate
Prick.