Utterly unemployable as a English major, Josh had nowhere to turn but the not-so-fantasy-world of fantasy sports. Putting down the books that damned him to a lifetime of menial jobs, he set forth on a voyage that would take him through the crests and troughs--the surprises and letdowns--the failures and successes that at once madden and excite us all. So obsessed did he become that he decided to shun the fickle mistress fantasy football for the games which allowed for his drive and determination to beat his opponents into bloody pulps. For him there were more successes than failures, though, and that is where you and he shall meet.
Greg Oden has been giving owners some reason for encouragement lately.
This
week’s column finds many leagues down to four teams still playing in H2H
leagues, and the gaps getting irreversibly wider in categories in Roto
leagues.As such (and since this is the
second column I’ll have written today), this will be a somewhat abbreviated
column.If there is little of note to
report from a team like, oh, say, the Lakers, they will be skipped over.
Southwest Division
Dallas Mavericks
The
Mavs rested Jason Kidd Friday
night.Owners of Mavericks players who
are entangled in fantasy playoffs will want to watch carefully as the Mavericks
may rest others down the stretch.
There
is still no definitive return date for Josh
Howard, who has now missed 11 straight with an ankle injury.He has gotten a cortisone shot and has
returned to practice in a limited capacity.Let’s face it, though, if you own Howard, you’ve probably been out of
the running for a while.
Houston Rockets
Tracy
who?No, really.
Memphis Grizzlies
The
Grizz scored 66 points on Saturday.Hopefully you didn’t need any of them to do anything for your team in
the playoffs.If you did, you got very
little out of them.
New Orleans Hornets
Tyson Chandler is set to miss
another one-to-two weeks.He is now
wearing a walking boot in an effort to immobilize his left ankle.
San Antonio Spurs
Manu Ginobli finally returned to
the Spurs lineup after missing six weeks worth of action.He logged 28 minutes Sunday, so hopefully for
his owners the Ginobli of old will show up on the court this week.But if his owners are still waiting on him,
they’re likely fighting it out in the consolation bracket or for seventh place
in their roto league.
Northwest
Division
Denver Nuggets
The
Nuggets are calling more and more on Chris
Andersen.In his last five, he’s
averaging 25.4 MPG which has led to a 11.2 PPG, 8.6 RPG, 2.6 BPG run.He has been productive and has been
playing.There is no reason not to add
him if you’ve got a weak link right now.The Birdman demands you add him.Can you fight with that logic?
Minnesota
Timberwolves
Craig Smith missed Sunday’s game
to a calf injury.He is listed as
day-to-day.This followed a string of
four of five games in which Smith scored in double-figures.Any stretch of longer than another game
warrants a dropping until his return, as the fantasy season is coming to an end
and every game counts.
Oklahoma City Thunder
Nenad Krstic’s nickname is Curly.He was voted the 3rd most eligible
bachelor by Serbia’s People
magazine.I find both of these things
quite odd.I think the nickname begs the
question, was it his gold they were
searching for in City Slickers 2: The
Legend of Curly’s Gold?
Portland Trail
Blazers
Greg Oden is starting to log
more time off the bench.This has to be
encouraging for Oden owners, who have suffered through a tumultuous season
filled with injuries and unfulfilled promise.Maybe he can be of help to owners that didn’t overpay for upside yet
managed to nab Oden in the draft.
Utah Jazz
The
Jazz have decided to change their name to the Stormin’ Mormons, and Shawn
Bradley—the greatest player in the history of the NBA—will serve as the model
for their mascot.Karl Malone sat
weeping in his big rig after being passed over for modeling rights, not really
grasping the significance of the change.He then called every playoff bound team, begging for another shot at
playing for a title.Nothing will stop
him from shamelessly chasing that elusive ring.
Pacific Division
Golden State Warriors
Well,
it looks like Anthony Morrow and Kelenna Azubuike will see their value
increase as the season comes to a close.This comes as the result of Stephen
Jackson being shut down for the season to have bone fragments removed from
his big left toe.They are both chasing
the three-point crown, so look for a lot of help in the proficient scoring from
downtown column (it’s a category, really) from Morrow and Azubuike.
Los Angeles Clippers
Baron Davis has missed the past
two games with stomach ulcers and a strained calf.This has opened the door for Mike Taylor to log 34.3 MPG over the
past three games.More importantly, this
has meant a 23.0 PPG, 4.7 RPG, 4.0 APG, and 1.0 SPG over the past three, the
first of which Davis actually played in.Davis could return as soon as Wednesday to face the Hornets, and the
reliability of Taylor’s value would seem to hinge upon Davis’ absence.But as Baron Davis owners are well aware, his
prompt return is anything but a sure thing.
Los Angeles Lakers
The
return of Andrew Bynum is still
likely not to happen until just before the Playoffs begin, optimistically.If his owner dropped him earlier, keep an eye
on his progress, as he is running.You
might be able to get a couple games out of him, which could be the difference
in a category or two, if things get tight.
Phoenix Suns
With
Leandro Barbosa sidelined with a
tibial tissue bruise, Jared Dudley has
stepped up into a role of productivity.His
past three games have seen him averaging 14.0 PPG, 7.0 RPG, 1.0 APG, and 1.0
SPG in 27.3 MPG.His value likely last
exactly as long as Barbosa is on the mend, but he’s a solid add as long as he’s
getting PT.
Sacramento Kings
Andres Nocioni returned to action
Friday night.In his two games back, he
has scored 14 and 19 in 27 and 32 minutes, respectively.He chipped in nine rebounds.It is safe to insert him back into your
lineup.Whether it is safe for him to
venture back to Arco Arena after hinting that he might want to be traded in the
offseason is another issue entirely.
Josh Duggan welcomes
your comments at mister.josh.duggan@gmail.com.If you are going to heave insults in his
direction, at least be funny and creative.He is also the author of a Kansas City Royals blog, Royalscentricity, and a
pop culture blog, Inconsiderate
Prick.