Richard Seymour is off the PUP list this week.

As Halloween gets closer, I started thinking about a few things. First of all, I thought of all the annoying little rug rats that will make the mistake of ringing my doorbell-- then I tried to think of ways to keep that from happening. Let's see... try growling at the little snot machines as I answer the door? Nah. They might think it was part of some stupid Halloween act. Candy laced with some low grade poison designed to make the little guys sick? Hmmm... sounds interesting, but I'd probably end up in jail. And I'm much too good looking to go to prison. Damn! Let's see... there's got to be something I can do... Wait. I've got it! I'll bet if I put an ad in the local paper saying a pedophile lives at my address, that would keep away those little annoyance machines! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Another thing that comes to mind is that there's a couple of players coming off the PUP list this week. Most of these guys won't make much of an impact, but a few might, like Richard Seymour and David Givens. Another guy older than the cryptkeeper rises up, as Rod Smith is eligible to play for the Broncos. But much like those annoying kids on Halloween and women that don't swallow, most of those PUP guys are worthless, serving little to no purpose-- don't spend too much time thinking about either.

Speaking of raising the dead, my good buddy Lou called me the other day to report that he thinks Cialis is better than Viagra. He says he's tried them both and Cialis works faster, lasts longer and lets him get on to the next dummy without missing a beat. You can trust Lou, he's Cuban... and if there's two things Cubans know a hell of a lot about, it's banging bimbos and smoking good cigars.

The preceeding was a Public Service Announcement. Because the kids need to know.

Now on with this week's Going Up / Going Down segment...