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Casale can't understand the Cheeseheads' reaction to Brett Favre...
I
don’t understand how Green Bay fans can boo Brett Favre when he first walks on the field. I get booing him
throughout the game. That’s part of the fun. But how can those fans in Green
Bay sit there with a straight face and boo arguably the greatest player who
ever suited up for that historic franchise?
Let
me see if I got this right. Long suffering Packer fans got to feel the
excitement of a Super Bowl victory back in 1996 only because Brett Favre was
born. If there were no Brett Favre, Green Bay fans would still be reminiscing
about their glory days from Super Bowls I and II.
That’s
it. Favre is personally responsible for that city, organization and fan base
winning a Super Bowl. The only people you can put in his class are Vince Lombardi and Bart Starr when you talk about the most important person in
franchise history.
So I
just don’t get it. Again, I understand booing Favre, just not the first time he
walks out on that field. Those stupid douche bag Cheeseheads owe him. They owe
him their respect for bringing a Super Bowl trophy to that one-horse town.
Some
players transcend the uniform. I always say that we don’t know these people and
as fans we root for laundry. That’s true but every now and then a player comes
along who breaks these rules.
Dan Marino, John Elway, Derek Jeter,
Emmitt Smith, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Tom Brady, Peyton
Manning are just a few names that come to mind. Those players
are bigger than the team itself because in essence, they are the franchise.
Brett Favre is one of these players. For the people of this generation, Favre
is the Green Bay Packers.
So if
that’s how the majority of the fans really feel about Favre, take down that
street sign. There is no reason to name a street after a guy if most of the fan
base hates him, right?
And
while you are giving back that street sign, you can give back your Super Bowl
trophy too because the only reason it exists is because Brett Favre played in
Green Bay.
Speaking
of terrible fan bases, I also wanted to mention the frauds that are Philly
fans.
So
let me get this straight, Ryan Howard
can strike out 20 times in the World Series and be the biggest choker in sports
but you won’t boo him?
Yet
you boo Santa Claus, a paralyzed Michael
Irvin, kids who fail to throw the ball through a hoop at halftime and Donovan McNabb every time he throws an
interception? Is that correct?
Let
me tell you something about Howard: He is the biggest choker and the most
overpaid athlete on the planet. He did this same thing last year, remember?
Howard
got the big hit in Game 5 but he hadn’t done anything up until that point. That
showed tremendous balls by Howard to get a big hit when the Phillies were
already up 3-1 in the series. Way to go.
I
now know my answer when I’m asked who the most overrated player is in sports: it’s
Ryan Howard. In my book, a player doesn’t earn his $100 million against the
Pirates in May. He earns it on the big stage and Howard is simply the biggest
choker I’ve ever seen on the big stage.
Actually,
I would like to fight a member of the Howard family. Sometimes I get e-mails
from relatives of people I bash. If anyone from the Howard family is reading
this, I’m begging you to e-mail me. I will fight you anytime, anywhere.
I
would say I would rip your heart out but what would a member of the Howard
family be doing with a heart? Instead I will open up a can of Muay Thai on your
big, fat ass. We will put it up on Youtube for everyone to see.
I
would challenge Howard personally but that gutless bum would never fight
anyone. He will just collect his huge paycheck, drive around his Lincoln and
not care because he’s a piece of garbage.
Maybe
he can take away a ball from another little girl in the stands because it’s his
200th home run. Wow, what a freaking milestone Only 1,000 other
players have accomplished that feat.
That’s
OK, I will get my revenge on the city of Philadelphia when the Cowboys come
calling this Sunday. Philly is, and always has been, a city of losers and now
you all have a poster boy for losing in Ryan Howard. Congratulations.
Don’t
forget, you can follow me 24/7 on Twitter
for all my up to the minute fantasy advice and witty commentary on life. I was
“tweeting” all day on Sunday, telling you who to pick up, who to avoid and
begging Brad Lidge to follow Donnie Moore’s lead and blow his brains out.