Mr. X hails from Parts Unknown, where the men are still men and the women are damn happy about it. Blessed with bulging biceps and a rapier-like wit, he can beat you sensless with brain or brawn; pick your poison. Above all else, Mr. X is a keen fantasy sports analyst and even keener narrator of the human condition.
Mr. X is winding down... or so he says. Check out the most controversial writer in fantasy sports as he vents his spleen on all the things that he is tried of seeing, hearing, feeling... if you've never read any of Mr. X's work, you may want to work your way up to this one...
Mr. X reveals his sensitive side, and we're not talking about any body parts. Instead, Mr. X tells us what he's thankful for this year, as well as his always outrageous opinions in this edition of the Fire Sale.
Mr. X talks about his favorite time of year; discusses strategies for candy distribution; Lendale White's magic act; Vinny Testaverde starring as Lazarus; and more!
Mr. X talks about shopping; making strange noises; reveals a WR that's getting no love; says he's not a fan of at least one Patriot; and calls for change in the Big Apple.
Mr. X is flabbergasted; steroids are the bomb; a new King among TEs; what's a QBBC? All this and more in this week's edition of The Fire Sale, direct from Parts Unknown.
Lunacy abounds in the NFL and the world around us; luckily, Mr. X is just the man to bring sanity back into our lives. Or so he claims... and just what does Jenna Jameson have to do with fantasy football?
Just because he chooses to work behind a mask, it doesn't mean that Mr. X avoids going out in public. What did our mysterious NFL writer's excursion outdoors insipre him to write? Check it out...
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