Jared hails from Woodbridge, CT and has been a WWE fan for years but only became interested in TNA recently in the midst of the big Samoa Joe/Kurt Angle feud.
In what
has been for the most part a very disappointing and unsuccessful year for TNA,
the company pulled out all the stops Sunday night to make Slammiversary their
best show of the year and one of the best professional wrestling shows of 2009
thus far. Featuring two equally impressive King of the Mountain matches as well
as some other notable matches on the card, the PPV was a big success.
King of the Mountain match for the TNA X
Division Championship: Suicide (c) vs. Alex Shelley vs. Chris Sabin vs. Jay Lethal
vs. Consequences Creed
The
show started off with a bang with the first King of the Mountain match, and
this was thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish and ended up being the
better of the two KOTM matches on the show (albeit slightly). In the opening
minutes, the two tag teams ganged up on Suicide and hit him with many double
team moves. Surprisingly, Suicide was able to defy the odds in this situation
and gain the first pinfall of the match before Lethal pinned him to gain
eligibility as well. Once Suicide entered the penalty box, the Guns-Lethal
Consequences alliance fell apart as the two teams started to brawl with each
other. This match was filled with a ton of crazy spots. One spot saw Sabin leap
off of the top of the penalty box to hit a crossbody to Suicide on the entrance
ramp (who caught him PERFECTLY). Another one occurred when Lethal was sitting
on the edge of a ladder that was lying flat on a turnbuckle and Suicide dropped
Creed onto the other end of the ladder, catapulting Lethal into the ring. Lethal
also at one point hit an elbow drop to Sabin, who was lying on a ladder that
was positioned across the ring apron and guardrail. Other cool moments included
Suicide dropkicking a ladder while Shelley tried to scale it, Creed hitting a
somersault senton over the top rope onto Lethal and Suicide, and a sliced bread
from Shelley to Creed on the ring apron. Late in the match, Lethal is sitting
on the turnbuckle right next to the penalty box and gets trapped when Suicide
leans a ladder with one edge on the penalty box and the other on Lethal. While
Suicide beats down Creed on top of the penalty box, Shelley climbs another
ladder to try and hang the belt. Suicide then jumps off of the leaning ladder
and hits Shelley with a cutter off of the second ladder before hanging the belt
to retain his title. A completely awesome match, one of TNA’s best all year.
Match Rating: 8/10
Chris Daniels vs. Shane Douglas
This
was a weak match. Douglas is terribly out of shape, past his prime, and on top
of that he also hurt himself early on in this match. After a bit of brawling in
the opening minutes, Daniels wears down Douglas with headlocks. Outside the
ring, Daniels hits a springboard split-legged moonsault before Douglas gets
some offense in by throwing Daniels into the steps. After some more slow paced
action in the ring, Daniels connects with an STO before hitting the Best
Moonsault Ever to win the match. Daniels tried his best here and actually got a
better match out of Douglas then his buddy AJ Styles did on Impact. They also
get brownie points here for keeping it short. Still not that great of a match
though.
Match Rating: 4/10
TNA Knockouts Women’s Championship: Angelina
Love (c) vs. Tara
This
was a pretty solid women’s match. Due to the dirty finish here I expect this
feud to continue and I look forward to more matches between these two as I do
believe they have good chemistry. Both girls connected with good kicks
throughout the match and kept it interesting despite the dead crowd. Velvet Sky
and Madison Rayne got involved in this match by beating down Tara on the
outside while Love distracted the ref. Tara hits a really cool looking side
slam late in the match but instead of going for a pin she sees Sky on the
outside and attacks her as well as Rayne. Once she returns to the ring, Love
throws her into the ropes where she is met with some hairspray in the eyes from
Sky. Blinded, Tara is hit with the Lights Out from Love, who gets the pin to
retain her title. Weird ending but it made sense. One of the better women’s matches
in a while.
Match Rating: 5/10
Monster’s Ball Mixed Tag Team match: Abyss
and Taylor Wilde vs. Raven and Daffney
Going
into this match, I thought that if the women stayed out of the picture for the
most part, then this would be a good match. To my surprise, they were
prominently featured and greatly added to the match. Between all four
competitors, Daffney appeared to have taken the most punishment and Taylor
Wilde showed me she can be pretty aggressive. After Abyss hurls Daffney over
the top rope in the opening minutes, all four competitors began fighting in the
crowd. While Abyss and Raven were brawling elsewhere, Wilde leaped off the top
of some stage equipment and splashed Daffney through a table in what was a very
cool spot. Once the action moved back toward the ring area, Raven started to
beat down Abyss with a kendo stick and trash can. Once Abyss started to gain an
advantage, Dr. Stevie interfered by smashing a chair over his head, busting him
open. Stevie interfered very often in this match, breaking up pinfalls as well
as grabbing and holding the ref whenever it looked like the babyfaces were
poised to get the win. Late in this match, after Abyss had dumped out a bag of
thumbtacks, Wilde slams Daffney onto them! A woman just got put through tacks
in a North American wrestling ring! Wow! Anyway, Raven connects with an Even
flow DDT on Abyss onto a chair for a two count afterwards. Abyss then hits a
Black Hole Slam onto the tacks and the faces win this match. A very
entertaining and brutal hardcore match.
Match Rating: 6.5/10
Sting vs. Matt Morgan
This
was probably the worst match of the night. TNA appeared to have taken a page
out of the WWE’s book with this one as they utilized the Big Show vs. John Cena
formula with Morgan dominating Sting the whole match until Sting comes back in
the end. Morgan was in control for the most part by hitting many slams and
applying some holds to wear down Sting. Once Sting started to make a comeback,
the match actually got worse as the botches started to occur. First, Sting gets
out of a powerslam attempt and just falls down after a Scorpion Death Drop
attempt. Then, he gets up and hits the move but it comes off looking like a
Russian leg sweep. Come on Sting, you’re better than that. Anyway, Morgan
flings off Sting when he attempts the Scorpion Deathlock, but the Icon connects
with a second Scorpion Death Drop off the top turnbuckle (this one looked
better than the first) to pick up the victory. One of the rare weak points on
the PPV.
Match Rating: 3/10
TNA World Tag Team Championship: Team 3D
(Brother Ray and Brother Devon) (c) vs. Beer Money Inc. (James Storm and Robert
Roode)
This
was a good match but I felt it could have been much better given what these two
have done in recent months together. It was somewhat slowly paced for the first
10 minutes or so with each team hitting the occasional double team move. Then
all of a sudden, The British Invasion come to ringside to get on commentary
with Tenay and West. Now I feel like I’m watching Impact. TNA, this is type of thing
you do on TV when you’re hyping up a PPV match or feud. Anyway, the commentary
was somewhat humorous but seemed to take away from the match and right when it
was getting good too! The pace picked up but unfortunately we couldn’t even get
a decent reaction from the announcers as they were preoccupied with the Brits.
Storm connected with a nice hurricanrana off the top turnbuckle. Devon and Ray
had Storm set up for the 3D but Roode started brawling with Ray, reducing the
move to a flapjack from Devon. In the last few minutes, the British Invasion
get involved. Ray does a suicide dive to the outside onto two of them while
Devon knocks the other one off the ring apron through a table that 3D had set
up earlier. But as he turns around, Beer Money connects with the DWI to win the
match and regain the tag titles. A good, solid tag team match but it could have
been better.
Match Rating: 6/10
King of the Mountain match for the TNA World
Heavyweight Championship: Mick Foley (c) vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. AJ
Styles vs. Samoa Joe
After
wasting a ton of time with many video packages, the main event KOTM match gets
underway. This was nearly as good as the X Division match earlier in the show
but that match was just a smidge better. This one had a strange beginning, as
Joe attacked Angle before the bell rang, resulting in Angle becoming instantly
eligible and Joe having to go in the box. A couple minutes later Foley laid
down to allow Jarrett to pin him in order to get some rest in the penalty box.
Joe would take everyone out in the ring before choking out Foley in the Coquina
Clutch, gaining eligibility for himself. He also made an attempt later to hang
the belt, but Foley pushed the ladder over, causing Joe to land awkwardly on
the edge of it. Jarrett later smashed a guitar over Angle’s head before battling
with Foley atop a ladder, before it was pushed over by Styles. Foley and Styles
brawled afterward on top of the penalty box, which ultimately resulted in Foley
throwing Styles back into the ring. After Angle connected with an Angle Slam on
Jarrett, Foley jumped off the penalty box and dropped an elbow on Angle
followed by a successful pinfall to gain eligibility. Shortly after this,
Styles pinned Foley to become the final man eligible. He was left alone in the
ring after Joe took everyone else out on the outside with a suicide dive. Angle
then got back in the ring but was hit with a Styles Clash. As Styles climbed
the ladder with the belt, Joe came back into the ring and powerbombed him off
the ladder and hitting him with a clothesline. Joe then snatched the belt and
climbed the ladder along with Angle. In a stunning move, Joe handed the belt to
Angle, allowing him to hang it to become the new TNA World Heavyweight
Champion. What a swerve! Not your typical TNA swerve as this one came out of nowhere
and came off great. A surprising ending to a very good KOTM match and a great
PPV from TNA.